Bebo Blog Compilation: Part 2

(I was pissed off the day i wrote this)
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANT

I hate things. No really i do. I hate peircings. Theres nothing wrong with 1 or 2 in the ears or one in the bellybutton but i deteste girls that like to stick pieces of metal into their bodies for no reason. I dont see the point. It doesnt add anything to your appearance, instead it takes things away. Whenever I see a girl with a face full of metal, I have to ask myself what it is that shes trying to cover up by drawing my attention away from her looks. The same goes for tattoos. Sure a small one in the right place is cool but when you have a massive arse thing that covers your entire back/front/arms, wherever it maybe, you have to ask why. I think these people should be taken out into a field and shot.

I also hate people who wont tell me stuff. Every human being wants to know everything. Its what makes us feel superior. Obviuosly in my case i already know im superior so i dont need to know everything. It just makes me happy. This is especially directed at the girls who seem to find it entertaining to say "nothing" after you ask them "whats wrong". I know somethings wrong. You know somethings wrong. Now why the fuck dont you just say whats up and stop pissing around. My time is important to me. Dont waste it.

Like i said earliar, i hate things. Another thing i hate is people who talk constantly about something i dont care about. If im not interested im going to say so. Dont start the same conversation 5 minutes later. And when i ask if we can talk about something else for once please dont say "well you cant do it/dont know anything about it/should take an interest in what i like". 1) i could do it i just have the sense not too 2) anything i dont know isnt worth knowing and 3) just because im supposed to take an interest in what you like doesnt mean i will.

In fact i just hate people. Seriously they come around unannounced interupting you in the middle of something important like watching porn, dont listen to any of the advice you give them even though theyre going to pay for it later, take a totally unacceptable interest into your life and always lie to you.

Heres a tip. Call or txt me before you come over. Dont just turn up even during the day. Especially not during porn time As any guy will tell you, thats sacred time. Having my own sense of self-importance also means im not subject to the laws of common decency which restrict most guys to watching it in the middle of the night with the light off. I think thats kinda seedy.Its better to watch it during the day with a KGB in one hand and a sandwich in the other. Please dont interrupt.

My advice is always (almost without exception) completly right. The one exception to this rule is when it conflicts with my own personal agenda. If i want to go out with a particular girl then im not going to advise you to ask her out for example, even if you do really like her. So everyone follow my advice. Simple as that. The only time it has ever been proved wrong was where "love" was concerened. I still dont think its going to last (you know who you are)

Stay out of my life. If i invite you in it makes me uncomfortable. Therefore im unlikely to invite you in. Therefore dont try and force your way in cause i wont tell you anything. Like i said earliar, knowing stuff makes people feel superior. Im not going to give you that satisfaction.

And finally dont ever lie. I hate it. I never lie. Unless you happen to be a girl ion which case i have been known to lie to impress you. But i stopped that dont worry. Just dont waste my time with lies. If you lie to hurt me then fuck of cause its not going to work. If you lie to impress me then just say your doing it and save you the hassle.

Im sure theres more things i hate. I just ran out of time to write anymore.