Friday, May 9, 2008
Thursday, April 24, 2008
Quick Update
Ok guys here's a quick update (i expect to post a longer post sooner rather than later).
Everythings sorted out with Jodie now. Me and her had a big talk about it the other night, you know, one of those really uncomfortable ones. And now everythings sweet.
Will post again soon
Moss
Everythings sorted out with Jodie now. Me and her had a big talk about it the other night, you know, one of those really uncomfortable ones. And now everythings sweet.
Will post again soon
Moss
Friday, April 18, 2008
bad week
Having a bit of a bad week...
Still no luck on the job front. I got a rejection letter in the mail today and that means that they were the only people to have the decency to tell me they didnt want me, which means im still a long way away from having any form of stable employment. And that sucks.
What sucks even more is that my girlfreind got upset on tuesday and took half a bottle of pills. They got her to the hospital and poured charcoal down her neck and theres no harm done, but thats not the point. I was worried sick. And i knew what the problem was but i had no idea how bad she felt about it. Am i just unsensitive and missing the point? I really dont know why she didnt tell me. I dont even know why im writing all this down, its a stupid idea.
Still no luck on the job front. I got a rejection letter in the mail today and that means that they were the only people to have the decency to tell me they didnt want me, which means im still a long way away from having any form of stable employment. And that sucks.
What sucks even more is that my girlfreind got upset on tuesday and took half a bottle of pills. They got her to the hospital and poured charcoal down her neck and theres no harm done, but thats not the point. I was worried sick. And i knew what the problem was but i had no idea how bad she felt about it. Am i just unsensitive and missing the point? I really dont know why she didnt tell me. I dont even know why im writing all this down, its a stupid idea.
Wednesday, April 16, 2008
Mature Content Warning
This is an open ended question to the general world. Has anybody else discovered how awkward car sex is when the guy's on top? I mean seriously the back seat is never wide enough (and trust me im not a fat person). That being said im a big fan of car sex simply because of the freedom it allows. Theres something great about cruising down out into the country, pulling over to the side of the road and getting it on :). It has that appeal to it doesn't it? Maybe it's just me. I dont know.
Also, on the subject of sex, i would like to hear from anybody thats had an unusual experience with a condom. Remember to keep the comments as clean as possible please. I'll start off by saying i've had to fish one out once or twice after its came off during the act. Is that unusual because i cant exactly say it happens to me often?
Another question for the blogging world here, and i know this questions been asked before... What is the best song/album to get it on to? My personal favourite is the album "It Won't Be Soon Before Long" by Maroon 5, but i know it's not to everyone's taste. Who knows maybe we can even compose a list of the top 10 songs and top 10 albums to get it on to :).
Please remember to keep any comments as clean as possible. I dont want this blog to descend to the level of some others (mentioning no names of course)
Also, on the subject of sex, i would like to hear from anybody thats had an unusual experience with a condom. Remember to keep the comments as clean as possible please. I'll start off by saying i've had to fish one out once or twice after its came off during the act. Is that unusual because i cant exactly say it happens to me often?
Another question for the blogging world here, and i know this questions been asked before... What is the best song/album to get it on to? My personal favourite is the album "It Won't Be Soon Before Long" by Maroon 5, but i know it's not to everyone's taste. Who knows maybe we can even compose a list of the top 10 songs and top 10 albums to get it on to :).
Please remember to keep any comments as clean as possible. I dont want this blog to descend to the level of some others (mentioning no names of course)
Tuesday, April 15, 2008
Bebo Blog Compilation: Part 2
(I was pissed off the day i wrote this)
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANT
I hate things. No really i do. I hate peircings. Theres nothing wrong with 1 or 2 in the ears or one in the bellybutton but i deteste girls that like to stick pieces of metal into their bodies for no reason. I dont see the point. It doesnt add anything to your appearance, instead it takes things away. Whenever I see a girl with a face full of metal, I have to ask myself what it is that shes trying to cover up by drawing my attention away from her looks. The same goes for tattoos. Sure a small one in the right place is cool but when you have a massive arse thing that covers your entire back/front/arms, wherever it maybe, you have to ask why. I think these people should be taken out into a field and shot.
I also hate people who wont tell me stuff. Every human being wants to know everything. Its what makes us feel superior. Obviuosly in my case i already know im superior so i dont need to know everything. It just makes me happy. This is especially directed at the girls who seem to find it entertaining to say "nothing" after you ask them "whats wrong". I know somethings wrong. You know somethings wrong. Now why the fuck dont you just say whats up and stop pissing around. My time is important to me. Dont waste it.
Like i said earliar, i hate things. Another thing i hate is people who talk constantly about something i dont care about. If im not interested im going to say so. Dont start the same conversation 5 minutes later. And when i ask if we can talk about something else for once please dont say "well you cant do it/dont know anything about it/should take an interest in what i like". 1) i could do it i just have the sense not too 2) anything i dont know isnt worth knowing and 3) just because im supposed to take an interest in what you like doesnt mean i will.
In fact i just hate people. Seriously they come around unannounced interupting you in the middle of something important like watching porn, dont listen to any of the advice you give them even though theyre going to pay for it later, take a totally unacceptable interest into your life and always lie to you.
Heres a tip. Call or txt me before you come over. Dont just turn up even during the day. Especially not during porn time As any guy will tell you, thats sacred time. Having my own sense of self-importance also means im not subject to the laws of common decency which restrict most guys to watching it in the middle of the night with the light off. I think thats kinda seedy.Its better to watch it during the day with a KGB in one hand and a sandwich in the other. Please dont interrupt.
My advice is always (almost without exception) completly right. The one exception to this rule is when it conflicts with my own personal agenda. If i want to go out with a particular girl then im not going to advise you to ask her out for example, even if you do really like her. So everyone follow my advice. Simple as that. The only time it has ever been proved wrong was where "love" was concerened. I still dont think its going to last (you know who you are)
Stay out of my life. If i invite you in it makes me uncomfortable. Therefore im unlikely to invite you in. Therefore dont try and force your way in cause i wont tell you anything. Like i said earliar, knowing stuff makes people feel superior. Im not going to give you that satisfaction.
And finally dont ever lie. I hate it. I never lie. Unless you happen to be a girl ion which case i have been known to lie to impress you. But i stopped that dont worry. Just dont waste my time with lies. If you lie to hurt me then fuck of cause its not going to work. If you lie to impress me then just say your doing it and save you the hassle.
Im sure theres more things i hate. I just ran out of time to write anymore.
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANT
I hate things. No really i do. I hate peircings. Theres nothing wrong with 1 or 2 in the ears or one in the bellybutton but i deteste girls that like to stick pieces of metal into their bodies for no reason. I dont see the point. It doesnt add anything to your appearance, instead it takes things away. Whenever I see a girl with a face full of metal, I have to ask myself what it is that shes trying to cover up by drawing my attention away from her looks. The same goes for tattoos. Sure a small one in the right place is cool but when you have a massive arse thing that covers your entire back/front/arms, wherever it maybe, you have to ask why. I think these people should be taken out into a field and shot.
I also hate people who wont tell me stuff. Every human being wants to know everything. Its what makes us feel superior. Obviuosly in my case i already know im superior so i dont need to know everything. It just makes me happy. This is especially directed at the girls who seem to find it entertaining to say "nothing" after you ask them "whats wrong". I know somethings wrong. You know somethings wrong. Now why the fuck dont you just say whats up and stop pissing around. My time is important to me. Dont waste it.
Like i said earliar, i hate things. Another thing i hate is people who talk constantly about something i dont care about. If im not interested im going to say so. Dont start the same conversation 5 minutes later. And when i ask if we can talk about something else for once please dont say "well you cant do it/dont know anything about it/should take an interest in what i like". 1) i could do it i just have the sense not too 2) anything i dont know isnt worth knowing and 3) just because im supposed to take an interest in what you like doesnt mean i will.
In fact i just hate people. Seriously they come around unannounced interupting you in the middle of something important like watching porn, dont listen to any of the advice you give them even though theyre going to pay for it later, take a totally unacceptable interest into your life and always lie to you.
Heres a tip. Call or txt me before you come over. Dont just turn up even during the day. Especially not during porn time As any guy will tell you, thats sacred time. Having my own sense of self-importance also means im not subject to the laws of common decency which restrict most guys to watching it in the middle of the night with the light off. I think thats kinda seedy.Its better to watch it during the day with a KGB in one hand and a sandwich in the other. Please dont interrupt.
My advice is always (almost without exception) completly right. The one exception to this rule is when it conflicts with my own personal agenda. If i want to go out with a particular girl then im not going to advise you to ask her out for example, even if you do really like her. So everyone follow my advice. Simple as that. The only time it has ever been proved wrong was where "love" was concerened. I still dont think its going to last (you know who you are)
Stay out of my life. If i invite you in it makes me uncomfortable. Therefore im unlikely to invite you in. Therefore dont try and force your way in cause i wont tell you anything. Like i said earliar, knowing stuff makes people feel superior. Im not going to give you that satisfaction.
And finally dont ever lie. I hate it. I never lie. Unless you happen to be a girl ion which case i have been known to lie to impress you. But i stopped that dont worry. Just dont waste my time with lies. If you lie to hurt me then fuck of cause its not going to work. If you lie to impress me then just say your doing it and save you the hassle.
Im sure theres more things i hate. I just ran out of time to write anymore.
Bebo Blog Compilation: Part 1
Car Random Thing:
Just a short random blog here was wasting some time online the other day when i happened to stumble across pictures of the new Lamborghini "Revention" I spent some time reading the description and found that, allegedlly, it was inspired by the F-22 fighter jet. And you can see the resemblence. Take a look in my dream cars album and you'll find a picture of both of them. It looks like some clever dick at Lamborghini had a spare US$135.7 million in their back pocket, decided to buy a fighter plane, park it on the tarmac and call it a car. Oh and apparently it goes only slightly slower... 0-100km/h in 3.4 seconds, which is about half the time it took me to right this sentence. But the chances of you ever seeing one are pretty slim. Only 21 are going to be built and one of those is for the lamborghini museum. 10 are going to the USA, 1 to Canada,1 to Kuwait and 1 to Japan. The rest are staying in Europe and, yes, they have all already been sold. which is surprising because they cost 1 million Euros each.
Its official. Car transporter drivers are getting more and more complacent. In the last few months, the Kia Kee Concept Car broke free of its restraints inside a transporter and decided to kiss the front wall very hard. This resulted in Kia cancelling their North American launch and the cars debut in the LA Auto Show. Then a truckload of Volkswagens decided they wanted to feel the soft sands of San Diego Bay beneath their hard German tires. VW regreted that wrong turn instantly. And now Two Hyundai Genesis sedans were caught giving a new definition to the term "car sex" on a very public street in the middle of South Korea (explicit picture in my album).and now i must go back to my job hunt bye bye
Just a short random blog here was wasting some time online the other day when i happened to stumble across pictures of the new Lamborghini "Revention" I spent some time reading the description and found that, allegedlly, it was inspired by the F-22 fighter jet. And you can see the resemblence. Take a look in my dream cars album and you'll find a picture of both of them. It looks like some clever dick at Lamborghini had a spare US$135.7 million in their back pocket, decided to buy a fighter plane, park it on the tarmac and call it a car. Oh and apparently it goes only slightly slower... 0-100km/h in 3.4 seconds, which is about half the time it took me to right this sentence. But the chances of you ever seeing one are pretty slim. Only 21 are going to be built and one of those is for the lamborghini museum. 10 are going to the USA, 1 to Canada,1 to Kuwait and 1 to Japan. The rest are staying in Europe and, yes, they have all already been sold. which is surprising because they cost 1 million Euros each.
Its official. Car transporter drivers are getting more and more complacent. In the last few months, the Kia Kee Concept Car broke free of its restraints inside a transporter and decided to kiss the front wall very hard. This resulted in Kia cancelling their North American launch and the cars debut in the LA Auto Show. Then a truckload of Volkswagens decided they wanted to feel the soft sands of San Diego Bay beneath their hard German tires. VW regreted that wrong turn instantly. And now Two Hyundai Genesis sedans were caught giving a new definition to the term "car sex" on a very public street in the middle of South Korea (explicit picture in my album).and now i must go back to my job hunt bye bye
First Post
Ok hi everybody,
First up i'd like to say thanks for taking the time to have a look at my blog and i hope you enjoy it. Hopefully i can maintain some kind of regular posting schedule and you'll be hearing from me fairly often. For those of you who havent read my profile (and, lets face it, why would you) im 18 years old, just out of school and struggling to make my way in the big wide world. I guess a lot of the content in this blog is going to be about my everyday life which means that it might have some relevance to people in the same position (that position being at the botoom of a very big hole, knowing that there's a way out and still seeing no light at the end of that particular tunnel...)
One of my favourite quotes comes from the TV show "House M.D." and it goes something like this...
"Everybody knows there's no "I" in "Team". But there is a "Me" if you jumble it up."
I believe that that quote is relevant to this blog because, although i hope you get some degree of entertainment in watching me struggle through the ups and downs (mostly downs) of my life, im writing this because there are so many thoughts swirling around in my brain that just need some kind of release. Im hoping that writing to you, Mr. Reader, will provide that. Actually, while reading back i've noticed that this particular quote has no real relevance at all does it?
For those of you that dont know you can find more information or get in touch with me directly by going to www.bebo.com/hellomoto26 or by emailing me at ryan_moss@live.com . Hell you could even add me to your MSN contacts with the address george_ofthejungle70@hotmail.com . But whatever you decide to do, please, please, please leave a comment. After being part of the team working on a couple of other blogs, i know that every new blogger needs confidence so please give me some.
Im hoping to start some regular features (which i in no way claim to be my own creations as im sure they've all been done before by somebody else) in this blog including, from my bebo blog, The Mossdog Top 70 (the 70 most played songs on my ipod), regular lists (i have some pretty funny things lined up for the not-so-distant future, even if i do say so myself) and my random thing of the day/week/month (depending on how often i decide to include it. Please note this is a work in progress so im not sure exactly how this is going to turn out but bare with me.
One final note... my bebo blog has contained some random thoughts throughout the years and im going to put up a selection of them in this blog (including this months Top 70) to give you some idea of where my blog writing ability was at before and hopefully i would like to see some improvement in the future. Dont forget to get in touch with me in this blog, on bebo, by email or by MSN. You'll really make my day :).
First up i'd like to say thanks for taking the time to have a look at my blog and i hope you enjoy it. Hopefully i can maintain some kind of regular posting schedule and you'll be hearing from me fairly often. For those of you who havent read my profile (and, lets face it, why would you) im 18 years old, just out of school and struggling to make my way in the big wide world. I guess a lot of the content in this blog is going to be about my everyday life which means that it might have some relevance to people in the same position (that position being at the botoom of a very big hole, knowing that there's a way out and still seeing no light at the end of that particular tunnel...)
One of my favourite quotes comes from the TV show "House M.D." and it goes something like this...
"Everybody knows there's no "I" in "Team". But there is a "Me" if you jumble it up."
I believe that that quote is relevant to this blog because, although i hope you get some degree of entertainment in watching me struggle through the ups and downs (mostly downs) of my life, im writing this because there are so many thoughts swirling around in my brain that just need some kind of release. Im hoping that writing to you, Mr. Reader, will provide that. Actually, while reading back i've noticed that this particular quote has no real relevance at all does it?
For those of you that dont know you can find more information or get in touch with me directly by going to www.bebo.com/hellomoto26 or by emailing me at ryan_moss@live.com . Hell you could even add me to your MSN contacts with the address george_ofthejungle70@hotmail.com . But whatever you decide to do, please, please, please leave a comment. After being part of the team working on a couple of other blogs, i know that every new blogger needs confidence so please give me some.
Im hoping to start some regular features (which i in no way claim to be my own creations as im sure they've all been done before by somebody else) in this blog including, from my bebo blog, The Mossdog Top 70 (the 70 most played songs on my ipod), regular lists (i have some pretty funny things lined up for the not-so-distant future, even if i do say so myself) and my random thing of the day/week/month (depending on how often i decide to include it. Please note this is a work in progress so im not sure exactly how this is going to turn out but bare with me.
One final note... my bebo blog has contained some random thoughts throughout the years and im going to put up a selection of them in this blog (including this months Top 70) to give you some idea of where my blog writing ability was at before and hopefully i would like to see some improvement in the future. Dont forget to get in touch with me in this blog, on bebo, by email or by MSN. You'll really make my day :).
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